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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Produce Obama Celebrity Pledge Video
NewsBusters ^ | January 20, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 01/20/2009 6:53:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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Hilarious transcript of ad at Iowahawk...

Fade in; cue pseudo-soulful electric piano dirge]

Courtney Cox and her husband, what's-his-name: I pledge.

Demi Moore: I pledge.

Cameron Diaz: Me pledge too!!

Courtney Cox: To end hunger in America.

Mr. Courtney Cox: By ordering smaller endive portions from craft services.

Some guy with baseball cap that I guess I'm supposed to know: I pledge.

Stringy-haired Manson girl with creepy gray eyes: I pledge.

Demi Moore: Too-ooo-oo smile more.

(snip)

Come on, I'm really supposed to know this guy? Really?: to go to RaisingServiceAwarenessForTheVoicelessChildren.com.

Okay, I'm going to take a wild stab and say it's that chubby Korean guy from Mad TV: To find a service project that I'm just as passionate about as the mousse product for my faux-hawk.

Totally-wasted-on-heroin guy from the Red Hot Chili Peppers: I... uhhh.... ihhh... ahhhh... monkey funky like da junky...

Jason Bateman: I plehhhhdge... to fondle this microphone in a whimsically provocative manner.

(Exerpt)

Also link to Big Hollywood Essay entitled.."I Pledge to Ridicule Celebrities Who Refuse to Recognize We Are At War With People Who Want to Kill Them, Too"

61 posted on 01/20/2009 9:00:10 AM PST by Dutchgirl ("Every Socialist is a disguised dictator." Ludwig Von Mises)
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Right. FOUNTAINHEAD was on this morning also. It’s Patrician Neal day, I believe, but an interesting lineup...


62 posted on 01/20/2009 9:01:35 AM PST by ElayneJ
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To: PJ-Comix

Demi Moore?/ Didnt she used to be in the movies?


63 posted on 01/20/2009 9:42:20 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Bender2

My Oath:

I refuses to drink the Kool-Aid and join the cult of Obama!


64 posted on 01/20/2009 9:47:16 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Bender2

Scary stuff.


65 posted on 01/20/2009 3:11:18 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (He will never be my president)
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To: Bender2

“Your body belongs to the State. Your body belongs to the Fuhrer. Health is not a private matter. (Demi Moores breasts belong to Dow Corning. Ashton Kutcher will use his acting to make the world a better place.)”

——Nazi Socialist Party Slogan 1938. I added the parenthetical stupidity in 2009 for effect.


66 posted on 01/20/2009 10:12:40 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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Partial list of people identified in the video:

Cameron Diaz, Hayden Panetierre, Laura Linney, Dakota Fanning, Jaime Pressley, Ashlee Simpson, Nicole Richie, Ashton Kutcher, Tobey Maguire, Diddy, Alyssa Milano, Marisa Tomei, Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette, Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria, Demi Moore, Molly Sims, Kevin Connolly, Jason Bateman, Lucy Liu, Anthony Kiedis, Marisa Tomei, Aaron Ekhart, Will.I.Am and others

67 posted on 01/12/2011 12:05:52 AM PST by newzjunkey
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