[domeika]

"I swear by almighty God this sacred oath:
I will render unconditional obedience to the Fuehrer of the German Reich President and people,
Adolf Hitler Barack Hussein Obama,
Supreme Commander of the Wehrmacht President of the United States,
and, as a brave soldier celebretard, I will be ready at any time to stake my life for this oath."

[domeika]

Sorry....ADDENDUM:
I will be ready at any time to stake my life nothing for this oath.