Creative and funny but when you add in the costs of Friskies, flea collars, kitty litter and first aid it’s still a negative producer.
I was thinking of something far more radical. If we could harness the energy expended by gerbils trying to escape the confines of deranged humans on the Left Coast...
Seriously though - we’re still stuck in Einstein’s idea of the universe’s laws and no one has gotten out of that. Many have postulated alternate theories and near-ironclad mathematical proof that other means exist. The problem lies in our limited ability to surpass our perception. Our math is exceeding our ability to prove truth because we’re trapped in the limits of where we are (linear time, three dimensions, one vote unless you’re a dead Democrat).
I bet some other “higher” culture is seeing this and loading what serves as their shorts.