Posted on 01/27/2009 4:55:07 AM PST by Kaslin
He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee
His dashiki has got a tear
He waltzes on his way to church
And whistles on the stair
And underneath his turban
He has afro sheen in his hair
I even heard him singing in the oval
He’s always late for pressers
But his penitence is real
He’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Obama’s not an asset to the country
I’d like to say a word in his behalf
Obama makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I’m with him I’m confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
He’s as flighty as a feather
He’s a darling! He’s a demon! He’s a lamb!
He’d outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is gentle! He is wild!
He’s a riddle! He’s a child!
He’s a headache! He’s an angel!
He’s a boy!
How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
Music by Richard Rogers
Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein
Adapted for FR by John W
I know how, but it is illegal.
Was this kind of garbage being spewed when President George W. Bush had an approval rating between 60-90% for 18 months? These approval ratings came after he had been in office long enough to have an approval rating actually mean something.
NO! He was being called every name in the book and the demonRats did every thing they could think of to stop his ability to govern and command his troops. So Mr. Galen and Townhall can KMA.
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