If they live anywhere civilization, they’ll be able to see Baby Killer Obama on all the damn digital billboards whenever they’re on the road.
There’s something far more important than that: The first night that American Idol fans can vote for their favorite contestants is Feb 17.
Get the popcorn out, ladies and gentlemen, if you wanna see a bad accident.
That’s a reference to an old joke.
Jesus and Juan go to a new car dealership to buy a fast and powerful new sports car. Sensing the car is too powerful for them, the salesman asked Jesus, “Before I can sell you that car, I have to ask you a question. What would you do if you had this car up to 130 MPH and come up over the crest of a hill and there’s a tractor trainer overturned completely blocking the street and there’s not enough room to stop?”
Jesus didn’t hesitate a millisecond, saying, “I’d wake up Juan.”
“Juan,” the salesman responds in disbelief. “Why would you wake up Juan?”
“Cause Juan ain’t never seen a bad accident before.”