[CedarDave]

If the bridge can support 18-wheelers, it should be able to support the Burrito Kid.

[Humvee]

SPLAT!

[Frantzie]

LOL! Don’t bank on it.

[Squantos]

Idiots quit dropping rocks off that bridge on us rafters maybe they wouldn't get shot errrrr committ sucide.

[CedarDave]

PING to the NM list!

Comments regarding the play on words in the title are entertaining.

[muawiyah]

Just thinking that if it’s risky to retrieve the bodies, then don’t retrieve the bodies.

[Mad Dawg]

Porkulus grant!

A Rilly rilly big trampoline, with, uh, like walls.

Or just a whole series of trampolines so that you never can fall more than like 8 feet.

And the last one funnels into a little cage where you’re automatically dosed with Prozac until the Rescue Squad can get there and give you a billion dollars from the Federal Government.

Another billion for the NM suicide prevention program!

(Wow, I’m really good at this! I should be a DimocRAT.)

[woofie]

I have a friend who was working with a guy who jumped...It has a 99.9 % success rate

[kingu]

Contract out the bridge to Texas as a form of execution. Since it’ll then be a state sanctioned place of death, protesters will prevent people from using the bridge for suicides. Additional income opportunity: Sell spaces on each side of the bridge for coin operated toilets and ‘Indian’ merchandise made in China.

[eaglestar]

The governor “is very concerned about the problems up there,” Richardson spokeswoman Alarie Ray-Garcia said. “It’s not a new problem. He’s heard of the stories over the years.”

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It takes a few years to take full effect. If Richardson were in charge of my state I’d probably jump off a bridge too.

[IYAS9YAS]

Rescuers who have had to climb into the steep, rocky gorge complain that the job of retrieving bodies puts them at risk.

Birds gotta eat, same as worms.

[Iron Munro]

I guess he didn’t get Pelosi’s message that fewer live, breathing people are good for the economy and the ecology.

Suiciders are doing their part to further the Pelosi agenda.

[EggsAckley]

“Rescuers who have had to climb into the steep, rocky gorge complain that the job of retrieving bodies puts them at risk.”

How different from SF. They're all touchy-feely about the people who jump from the Golden Gate Bridge; in NM they're concerned about the poor shlubs who have to repel down to get the bodies.

LOL