Tijeras has a population of 500. Half must be female so that leaves 250 males. 25% must be too old to do this and 25% too young. That leaves 125. Half of those are already in the hoosegow so that leaves 62. 30 of those can't write English so that leaves 32. 30 of those have never seen more than $4.00 at a time so that leaves you and one other.
What time is visiting hours?