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7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal
Cracked ^ | February 2, 2009 | Robert Evans

Posted on 02/07/2009 4:17:07 PM PST by Parody

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To: yarddog

Prices are sky high now. That thing runs for $25,000 today.


21 posted on 02/07/2009 5:15:03 PM PST by ctdonath2
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To: Parody

I would invest in items that are extremely hard to trace, have exceptional characteristics such as needed by resistance fighters. Thermite sticks comes to mind first.

Another good weapon that can be used to disrupt many things is the small super magnets, placed strategically can erase files, disrupt scanners and create mayhem around sensitive electronic devices.

One cannot haul a 155mm howitzer around, be able to use it and fade away, real weapons for resistance fighters are items that are commonplace, such as steel wool and aluminum powder or shavings.

I would not suggest weapons that put you in one place for any length of time and that includes flamethrowers, unless you feel like being a suicide bomber.

I could visualize a hydro seeder, pest control truck, septic tank truck or anything on the road that has a commonplace tank and having the remote controlled nozzle and a jellied fuel mix, O2 tank, pump, igniter for an urban assault vehicle.

Let them talk about taking guns away, they may succeed at that, if they do America is going to go Mad Max big time.


22 posted on 02/07/2009 5:15:37 PM PST by Eye of Unk (How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! SA)
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To: P8riot

Hey! I just looked up trebuchet to post some info on them and you beat me to it!

Saw one in use on Modern Marvels:Bullseye edition last week.

From History Channel website : The French army used the trebuchet to batter enemy fortifications. The trebuchet could hurl 300 pound rocks up to 300 yards. Historians speculate that the trebuchet was so powerful it made medieval castles and fortifications obsolete.

Trebuchets are still legal right?


23 posted on 02/07/2009 5:17:23 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (That's Mrs.Chief Master Sgt. to you sonny.)
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To: GonzoGOP

Well I’m all for keeping these things legal. For me, the problem is just that the cost of most of these things is so prohibitive.

If you own a $2,000 Tommy gun, more power to you. If you own one of those $400,000 mini-guns mentioned in the article, more power to you, and may I camp out on that private island of yours when you’re not using it?


24 posted on 02/07/2009 5:20:07 PM PST by Parody
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To: Parody

There’s always one idiot who finds out about something (things some of us have known about for a long time) who goes telling all of his friends about how cool it is. And they tell their friends and so on and so forth...

Next thing you know, it’s illegal and there’s one loud mouthed douche to blame. Potato cannons and pop bottle hydrogen bombs comes to mind

Don’t be that douche, mr evans. Opps, too late.


25 posted on 02/07/2009 5:21:47 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg
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To: patton
Actually, you CAN own a cannon.

LOL! My husband and I bought an old house in an old Baltimore City neighborhood.

The house sat halfway up a very steep hillside and our driveway ran up the side of the house.

One very early Saturday morning, shortly after moving in, I was sitting in my kitchen, having a cup of coffee when I looked out the window and saw a very big cannon rolling by down my driveway.

Needless to say I was rather curious and went outside to investigate.

Our neighbors a few doors up, were Civil War Reenactors and kept their cannon in their back yard but didn’t have a driveway so used ours to get their cannon down to the street and on to their trailer and then back up our driveway on the return.

It was really no big deal. We actually knew our neighbor with the cannon before we bought the house as we were friends with their adult children.

So when ever I’d see a cannon going by my kitchen window, I’d just open the window and say “Hey John, are you going to give some Hell to those damn Yankee’s today?” And he’d say “Hell yea!” and I’d say “Good. Give ‘em Hell John”.

They were very good neighbors.
26 posted on 02/07/2009 5:25:07 PM PST by Caramelgal (My employer had a room for us to watch the Obamination. I, on the other hand had actual work to do.)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg
Next thing you know, it’s illegal and there’s one loud mouthed douche to blame. Potato cannons and pop bottle hydrogen bombs comes to mind

Potato cannons are illegal??

27 posted on 02/07/2009 5:32:12 PM PST by jim-x (You cannot protect people from themselves.)
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To: All

A can of WD40 with the little tube attached and a lighter, is an awesome combination.


28 posted on 02/07/2009 5:33:15 PM PST by Pelagius of Asturias
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To: TheConservativeParty

Sure! Of course you’ll need a plot of land out in the country big enough to hold your trebuchet, and don’t go hurling any of those 300 pound rocks on your neighbor’s lawn or he’ll sue. Actual fortifications at which to fling those rocks are sadly in short supply right now, but as long as you’re not violating any zoning laws, there are probably no laws against building and owning your very own trebuchet.

Moreover, if you’re not flinging rocks into his yard, your neighbor may just set up a tourist shop right next door to you and get rich selling people hats and T-shirts with pictures of your trebuchet-blessed property on them. Don’t forget to ask him for royalties.


29 posted on 02/07/2009 5:33:21 PM PST by Parody
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To: WorkingClassFilth; TheConservativeParty

Think I saw them on History Channel. Mine isn’t very big. It’l throw a 2lb pumpkin about 300ft. I’m thinking about building a bigger one.


30 posted on 02/07/2009 5:38:19 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: jim-x

That’s the impression I was under.

It could be a local ordinance though.

There was one very irritable deputy asking after one last time “a friend” had his out shooting.

The deputy didn’t find it thought...


31 posted on 02/07/2009 5:39:32 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg
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To: P8riot

My son made one for school. It’s huge and he still has it. Works great with 2L pop bottles and such.


32 posted on 02/07/2009 5:44:56 PM PST by Marmolade
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

Apparently the spud gun is illegal in ‘some’ places.

http://www.spudfiles.com/spud_wiki/index.php?title=Legal_issues


33 posted on 02/07/2009 5:45:53 PM PST by jim-x (You cannot protect people from themselves.)
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To: P8riot
I have a trebuchet

Show us a picture.

34 posted on 02/07/2009 5:51:58 PM PST by Tolkien (Grace is the Essence of the Gospel; Gratitude is the Essence of Ethics.)
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To: Parody

actually, #6 is illegal in most states now.


35 posted on 02/07/2009 6:00:01 PM PST by tearlenb
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To: Parody

My uncle had a bronze yachting cannon that he kept under the front stairs. I used to get a real kick out of it when I was a boy.


36 posted on 02/07/2009 6:11:00 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: P8riot

The guys on Bullseye were firing watermelons and bowling balls at a target. They were having a blast. Bunch of old guys with a really big toy. Fun stuff.


37 posted on 02/07/2009 6:11:26 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (That's Mrs.Chief Master Sgt. to you sonny.)
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To: Parody

20 acres should be enough. Oh man, the husband would have me committed if I even joked about building a trebuchet. I’d probably hurt myself. I’ll stick to guns.


38 posted on 02/07/2009 6:14:46 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (That's Mrs.Chief Master Sgt. to you sonny.)
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To: P8riot

Cool! Woe be unto your neighbors down the block . . .


39 posted on 02/07/2009 6:33:14 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (Actually, it all started back in Mayberry. Helen Crump was a traveler and Floyd, well, you know...)
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To: Parody

Black Powder(not related to Bozo)is also legal in most states if not all. Thank GOD for that and may it always be so.


40 posted on 02/07/2009 6:40:35 PM PST by calex59
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