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7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal
Cracked ^ | February 2, 2009 | Robert Evans

Posted on 02/07/2009 4:17:07 PM PST by Parody

Drugs, artillery emplacements, napalm, prostitution - sometimes it seems like the best things in life are illegal. For some reason, the fascists who control this country don't believe in your God given right to smoke meth and man a 155-millimeter Howitzer.

Luckily for us, there are a lot of awesome things out there that Uncle Sam amazingly hasn't taken away from us yet. Read this article, and then go and pick up one of everything while you still can!

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: banglist; explosives; guns; literature; survival
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These awesome things you can still legally own in this great country of ours are:

#7: Flamethrowers
#6: Salvia Divinorum (mild hallucinogenic drug)
#5: Tannerite (two-component explosive)
#4: Homemade weapons
#3: Guides by Ragnar Benson (mercenary survivalist)
#2: Mini-guns
#1: Thermite

As the guy says, get 'em while you can!
1 posted on 02/07/2009 4:17:07 PM PST by Parody
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To: Parody

fitty cal. That should be on the list, too.


2 posted on 02/07/2009 4:19:00 PM PST by willgolfforfood
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To: Parody

Actually, you CAN own a cannon.


3 posted on 02/07/2009 4:19:04 PM PST by patton (SPQA - the last, the least and the lost)
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To: Parody

#8 Catapult
#9 Crossbow
#10 Swords


4 posted on 02/07/2009 4:21:55 PM PST by Gene Eric
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To: patton

Sure, if you build it yourself.

Or if you have certain clearances (specifically a lot of money), I suppose you might be able to buy a working antique and some cannonballs to go with it.


5 posted on 02/07/2009 4:22:34 PM PST by Parody
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About $8k, no license required.


6 posted on 02/07/2009 4:30:38 PM PST by patton (SPQA - the last, the least and the lost)
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To: Parody

Why, when there are cool secrets, does some jerk put them out there for the whole world to see? Spoils all the fun for us! Someone puts there eye out, and then they ban the stuff!


7 posted on 02/07/2009 4:32:03 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (What's Obama's Secret?)
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The BATF says potato guns are illegal, or unlawful. Can’t remember which .....


8 posted on 02/07/2009 4:32:37 PM PST by SkyDancer ("Talent Without Ambition Is Sad, Ambition Without Talent Is Worse")
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Cannons can be purchased new with ATF license and there are some shooting matches with them. Gatling guns are legal as long as they are not motorized. Pull the trigger once and fire once is legal. Machine Guns are legal with expensive ATF license. It is also legal for ATF to steal your guns. NOLA police can steal your guns. Heck, IRS can steal all your property.
9 posted on 02/07/2009 4:42:00 PM PST by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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Yeah, well, if you happen to have $8k lying around that you don’t feel like saving against this upcoming economic catastrophe, more power to you.

Heck, if I could make that kind of money selling cannons, I’d be wanting to get into the business myself.


10 posted on 02/07/2009 4:45:05 PM PST by Parody
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I was at a gun show in Georgia, in fact helping a dealer out for a few minutes when he sold a Tommy Gun to a guy for $2000 plus the licensing fees. The guy paid with a credit card.

Of course he couldn’t take delivery until the paperwork was approved. I don’t know how long it took until the guy actually got the gun but it didn’t take all that long to complete the paperwork.


11 posted on 02/07/2009 4:52:32 PM PST by yarddog
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...a Tommy Gun... for $2000 plus the licensing fees...

That must have been quite a few years ago! Thompsons go for a lot more than that today...

12 posted on 02/07/2009 4:59:55 PM PST by Who is John Galt? ("Sometimes I have to break the law in order to meet my management objectives." - Bill Calkins, BLM)
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To: Gene Eric

I have a trebuchet


13 posted on 02/07/2009 5:00:01 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: Parody
And I Did it All While Smoking Pot
14 posted on 02/07/2009 5:00:42 PM PST by Hillary's Folly (Imagine there's no Hillary. It's easy if you try.)
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To: Who is John Galt?

It was around 1995 and I thought it was a little cheap but with the tax being levied each time one is transferred the price will eventually get sky high.


15 posted on 02/07/2009 5:02:24 PM PST by yarddog
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#3: Guides by Ragnar Benson (mercenary survivalist)

When the hippies were stumbling through the streets in the Sixties, there were numerous Power to the People books: "Steal This Book" by Abbie Hoffman, "The Anarchist's Cookbook," etc.. The lunatic fringe babbled endlessly about how they were written to celebrate the freedom of speech, and how "the Man" was bent on censoring them to shut up "the Resistance" blah blah blah.

Fast forward 40 years and those same unwashed hypocrites are now demanding that the government ("the Man") silence Rush Limbaugh and censor survivalist guides by right-wingers.

Every time a leftist looks in the mirror, two faces stare back at him.

16 posted on 02/07/2009 5:03:40 PM PST by IronJack (=)
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Cool. You seen the ones in England that toss pianos down yonder?


17 posted on 02/07/2009 5:04:29 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (Actually, it all started back in Mayberry. Helen Crump was a traveler and Floyd, well, you know...)
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It is quite legal to own a cannon. My brother has one. Ok he's a civil war reenacter and it needs to be pulled by horses. But as he says, who's going to tell a guy with his own cannon he can't have it?
18 posted on 02/07/2009 5:06:29 PM PST by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Parody

Apparently an Ohio sheriff has declared icefishing illegal today.


19 posted on 02/07/2009 5:06:39 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Parody

Lame list. Lousy research.

You CAN man a 155mm howitzer. Last I saw one was going for $125,000 plus $200 tax.

Prostitution IS legal - at least in NV. Reasonable licensing & testing applies.

Meth may not be legal, but plenty of drugs are.

And yes .50BMGs are legal - just like any rifle.

Your jurisdiction may vary. If it sucks, leave. I did.


20 posted on 02/07/2009 5:12:22 PM PST by ctdonath2
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