You may be onto something there. 10,000 lbs of bacon dumped in the Potomac. Wouldn't be that difficult. Everyone send a lb of bacon to the D.C. Chapter so they can dump it, complete with video to send to all the media and put on You Tube.
If this gets any momentum, I’m gonna buy stock in the Honey Baked Ham Co.!
But yeah, a lb of bacon would be pretty ripe after being in the mail for 3 days!
Or we could not waste food and just throw Kevin Bacon in the Potomac.
But seriously, which FReepers are in the DC area? That would be a great publicity stunt...