glad Im yer FRiend...
practice shovin em out from 6 ft for a few days...makes em wonder 'when'...
I still maintain that they tripped...
“Ack-SPLAT!!!”
Has a nice ring to it.
“Achmed jumped a thousand feet without a Parachute,
an’ ‘E ain’t gonna Jump no more...
Gory, gory what a helluva way to die,
72 Virgins, gonna spit right in yer eye..
Gory, gory what a helluva way to die...
an’ ‘E ain’t gonna Jump no more...
Quick: What do you call a Club Gitmo Paratrooper?
Answer: ROADKILL!!
Ha! Try the Veal - I’m here till Tuesday!!!
-Hale