[Balding_Eagle]

Mutual fund companies have one primary objective: to make a profit. Unfortunately, this profit is not for you, but for them.

For year I've seached in vain for a mutual company that consistantly lost money. I wanted to invest there, but sadly, as soon as I found a loser they seemed to just go out of business.

[SkyPilot]

This ad was funny, but it epitomized the stupid American public who believed they could throw money at clowns and earn a percentage return they did not deserve.

E-Trade Superbowl Ad w/ baby and clown>

You don't see much "E-Trade" crap anymore.

In fact, if you are still doing this nonsense with your money, you are a two year old.