Get up in the morning an turn on our federally mandated lightbulb.
Walk to specific area outside apartment that is governmentally allowed for smoking.
Get into your slow, small car because that is all that can me made any more by the federally subsidized car companies.
Finally you are free from government for a little while, light your smoke (if there is no kid in the car - you will get a ticket), press down on the gas (get a speed camera ticket for 11 mphs over), turn on your radio to listen people as pissed as you. No wonder the government wants the radio too.
You forgot the FIRST egregious intrusion on your freedom that most people can remember.
Take a dumper, flush the 1.5 gpf toilet three times to get it down, and remember that you only have 47 more flushes left for the month before you pay the flush tax.