[mountainbunny]

The moral seems to be: When bringing sweets to your chimp, be sure to bring enough cake for everyone, lest they attempt to brutally rip you limb from limb in a fit of pique..

Either that, or it's that: Large, intelligent, occasionally violent, freakishly strong wild animals, tend to make poor choices as house pets since they often eventually revert to being the large, intelligent, occasionally violent, freakishly strong wild animals that Nature intended them to be.

I'm pretty sure it's one or the other.

(it's both)

[shaft29]

Some people are delusional.