Owner Shared Bed and Took Baths With Chimpanzee From Connecticut Attack

FoxNews.com ^ | Thursday, February 19, 2009

[Ann Archy]

Lots of people go thru hell like this, but they dont have a CHIMP bathing together with them! SICK!

[twhitak]

...did you see her?? One ugly broad.

Yeah. Personally, I think the chimp could have done better.

[Carl LaFong]

You’re all chimp-o-phobes. I smell hate crimes legislation.

[Diogenesis]

the contact of tendon collagen with bone collage (insertion)
in the chimp is located further from the elbow.
result: greater lever arm, more torque, at slightly slower
closure. hence, they get up into the trees easier,
but can, and have, removed human heads.

[Post Toasties]

Well, my cat sleeps on my bed, but she refuses to take showers with me for some reason...

[Post Toasties]

“And then there was the day the chimp was working on the stimulus bill...”

The Chimpulus bill?

[TheWasteLand]

Sheesh..............So now, we have to be politically correct and non-judgemental about human/animal relationships?

That's right. And if you aren't, you're a bigot. And a racist. And you probably throw kittens in wood chippers. /s

[okie01]

It is proof that our society is, itself, mentally ill.

I posted that comment on another thread tonight.

But it belongs here, too...

[mamelukesabre]

K. Kinda what I thought. Never heard it called “insertion” though.

So am I right? A man can swing a bat more deadly than a chimp? Or an axe, or a sword, or a hammer, or whatever.

[giotto]

This is what I said from the beginning—The chimp viewed himself as her mate. When the friend showed up with a new short hairdo, the chimp, who was smart enough to know when the ice cream truck would show up, concluded that she must be a man. He attacked her as a chimp defending his territory and his “mate.” Perfectly normal. What was abnormal was the owner’s trying to make a human out of a chimp.

[Post Toasties]

If you’re down on chimp-human love, you’re probably a ‘specieist’.

[pandoraou812]

lmao

[Post Toasties]

The moral is: Don’t jilt a monkey - he’ll bite somebody’s face.

[org.whodat]

The woman is a nut case. Now you and I will probably pay her hospital bills.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Yeah. Personally, I think the chimp could have done better.

LMAO

[org.whodat]

orangatain

[Diogenesis]

Travis, in better times (2003)

[Las Vegas Ron]

Damn, that's a lot of monkey.

I can see now why 0bama is so sensitive about his ears

[Diogenesis]

Travis trying to give up and enter the police car after mauling women.

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Travis could "dress" himself and log on to a computer to look at pics and porn.

[Clemenza]

Told ya yesterday that they had a “close” relationship.