[jmc813]

I’m in the Reserves. Tomorrow morning, more than likely I will have to stand observed and pee in the bottle to prove my innocence of not having used an illegal drug.

So you're bragging that another man will be looking at your penis. OK.

[elcid1970]

“so you’re bragging............”

You must be seriously stoned.

Tell everyone about your military experience. In between hits, anyway.

;^)