"What is a grit?"
"What is a grit?"
What a great movie. It was on yesterday. I have to go into a neighboring county today to argue a motion in front of a judge whom I’ve never met. Opposing counsel was literally born across the street from the courthouse. I was thinking about wearing cowboy boots but maybe that would be too much. I live in a suburbian county and this is a largely rural county.
“Were these magic grits? Did you buy from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?”
You cook them regular or aldente?
“So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?”