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DTG 022155Z MAR 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: POST 1
1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED SLEEPER TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD HAS EXECUTED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH ON TARGET (ZOT).
3. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-THREE “STILL SMOKING”.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.
5. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AFTER-ACTION REVIEW (AAR) AND AUTHORIZED VIRGINIA REEL UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER ENCOURAGED.
6. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
7. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
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