Nowwwwwwww wait ‘justaminnit’
Lemme guess...
This heinous act was committed by - angry young Jewish boys after a depressingly dull Bar Mitzvah?!
No?
Hmmmm.
A troop of renegade Boy Scouts, frustrated by a rain-soaked weekend camp-out?!
Still no?
Wellllll...maybe, ummmm...
The regional ladies’ “Red Hat Society” chapter, juiced up on mimosas?
Nope.
Siiiiighhh!
Guess it could have been some male practitioners of the P.hony R.eligion O.f P.eace {P.R.O.P.}, aged 19 to 45...
{I’m SO disappointed!}/S
A.A.C.
Somehow, I’ve come to the same conclusion that the ROP has reared its ugly head again.