“Sorry—allegory.”
I am so glad you’re on here to smugly pronounce what of the Bible is fact and what is in fact fiction.
How was it to walk with Jesus and His disciples... or was that all allegory as well?
Please! Save us the trouble of having to task God with the questions to which you already have the answers.
It’s not a smug pronunciation at all. Do you not agree that Catholics and Episcopalians, who are fine with the allegory concept, are Christians? The real offense is the posting and subsequent defense of cartoonish pseudo-science that defies the most basic common sense and simple observation.