I bet he has plenty of time to work out every day in the White House gym.
Or party at night with Stevie Wonder and Earth, Wind & Fire.
The basketball, workouts, Chicago trips, and disco boogiedowns to Earth, Wind, and Fire are necessary state functions. Chats with the PM of Britain are optional now.
"He can't be bothered with all of these uppity white people who expect him
to work. Come on, girl!"