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To: tobyhill
Obama's Top Ten Steps to curb Congress's Pet Projects

10. Republicans need not bother to even ask for any.
9. Make sure all of the year's spending bills are signed before announcing any such ideas.
8. Define the Department of Defense to be a "Pet Project".
7. No more bridges to nowhere. ALL bridges built must connect a small business owner to his place of business (per directive of VP Biden).
6. Each of the first daughters is limited to one pet.
5. No more gifts of any kind to visiting heads of state... even DVDs
4. The Department of Homeland Security is official declared to be a "Pet Project" and will be eliminated.
3. Arbor Day is renamed to ACORN Day, and will be a Federal Holiday. Oops... wait: that is a pet project. But it's Obama's, so it doesn't count.
2. Accountants are declared to be Pet Projects. Democrats will be exempted from taxation to reduce the nation's burden on accountants.

and finally....
1. Each Democrat lawmaker has a real, enforceable spending limit of $1 Trillion per term.

13 posted on 03/10/2009 6:11:37 PM PDT by alancarp (Ban all H1B visas and solve unemployment instantly -- for free.)
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To: alancarp

You forgot one: Concentration camps for all who resist.


33 posted on 03/10/2009 6:25:55 PM PDT by Force of Truth (Sarah Palin in 2012!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
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