'General' David Brooks Sings Obama Love Ballad

NewsBusters ^ | March 13, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

It has been only ten days since the New York Times house conservative, David Brooks, suddenly discovered that "Barack Obama is not who we thought he was." As a result, the White House sent out a special team of four high level officials to get Brooks' "mind right." They sure did a terrific job because Brooks, after declaring himself ready to lead a "moderate" army to oppose Obama, performed a sudden U-Turn. The earlier urge to challenge the Obama administration was replaced by strange new respect, especially since David was given his very own talisman chart by his overseers which predicts events long after the President is gone from office:

The White House has produced a chart showing nondefense discretionary spending as a share of G.D.P. That’s spending for education, welfare and all the stuff that Democrats love. Since 1985, this spending has hovered around 3.7 percent of G.D.P. This year, it’s about 4.6 percent. The White House claims that it is going to reduce this spending to 3.1 percent by 2019, lower than at any time in any recent Republican administration. I was invited to hang this chart on my wall and judge them by how well they meet these targets. (I have.)

[PJ-Comix]

Love is a Many-Splendored Thing!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[TexGuy]

“Jeepers, Creepers Mr. President! I love you to!” - David Brooks

[xsmommy]

Obams loves me, he really really LOVES ME! /david brooks

[Red Badger]

Big Spender
(Shirley Bassey)

The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction,
a real big spender,
good looking, so refined.
Say wouldn’t you like to know what’s
going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point,
I don’t pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey, big spender,
spend a little time with me.
Wouldn’t you like to have fun, fun, fun?
How’s about a few laughs, laughs?
I can show you a good time,
let me show you a good time.
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction,
a real big spender,
good looking, so refined.
Say wouldn’t you like to know what’s
going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point,
I don’t pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey, big spender,
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
spend a little time with me,
spend a little time with me,
spend a little time with me.

[Red Badger]

2019? The country will be broke by then, and the Antichrist will be in power..........................

[Piquaboy]

They must have really got him by the short hairs.

[bushfamfan]

Who cares about this swine?! 0bama and the Demonrats are about to destroy the myth and come crashing down to reality taking our country with them. Brooks is one with blood on his hands.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

It’s quite obvious that Brooks doesn’t quite know what he’s doing or who he is. And it’s obvious one of those people that went to go see him was Michelle in a cut off wife beater shirt and scared that honky mofo back in line. Her guns really scared him.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

When has any President/admin ever been right on a projection that is based on the “9th” year of their administration, especially when they are projecting from their first year as president?

[Red Badger]

They are making huge ass-umptions.......................

[PGR88]

Who is this guy?

No conservatives read the NY Times anyway, so who this guy talking to?

[The South Texan]

So Obama will be in his third year of term number three in 2019?

I guess Brooks hasn't read the Constitution? Or what's left of it. Maybe he'll be pimping to repeal the amendment that will allow Obama to serve a third term?

[freekitty]

I don’t know who this guy is either; so why is he important?

[polymuser]

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That pink shirt is really nice...

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[2harddrive]

Broadcast the new acronym:

O ne

B ig

A ss

M istake

A merica!

[jveritas]

Conservatives should stop elevating these nobodies like David Brooks, Frum, Noonan, and others fake conservatives. One thing we can do is to stop publishing their crap and stop talking about them.

[Cedric]

It seems that what has Mr. Brooks all atwitter is the prospect of Marxists using “data” to monitor which teachers are complying with federal indoctrination, er, um, I mean, teaching methods.

[PJ-Comix]

Is it okay to laugh at them?

[jveritas]

Yes :)