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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/17/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/17/2009 8:34:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: aig; beeber; rush; stune; talkradio
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To: PhilCollins

Maybe he forgot. !?! You know, that seems to be the general concensus on the Hill these days...no one seems to remember anything - speeches, promises, or perhaps what country they’re in!


301 posted on 03/17/2009 1:09:18 PM PDT by Atom Smasher
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To: TornadoAlley3

Maybe the first Pres. Bush was on to something with his dislike of broccoli.


302 posted on 03/17/2009 3:40:11 PM PDT by NellieMae (Here...... common sense,common sense,common sense,where'd ya go... common sense......)
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To: Matchett-PI

Or that farding in the car means well you know....


303 posted on 03/17/2009 3:42:44 PM PDT by NellieMae (Here...... common sense,common sense,common sense,where'd ya go... common sense......)
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Id give my left one to hang with Rush for a week end


304 posted on 03/17/2009 4:44:30 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: sono

Yep, that’s really the whole point. The Smart was designed for the cramped narrow city streets of Old Europe. It’s really designed around space efficiency rather than fuel efficiency.


305 posted on 03/17/2009 6:57:16 PM PDT by Tony in Hawaii (NUTS!)
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To: al baby
Hey Al Baby, just for you, the new 2010 Nissan 370Z Stune!

I think it even comes with a beeber!

306 posted on 03/17/2009 7:17:41 PM PDT by Tony in Hawaii (NUTS!)
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To: RasterMaster
Rush should take up remaining time with rest of the callers leaving her on hold and then "awwww....we ran out of time, sorry Carol!"

LOL..you called it.

307 posted on 03/18/2009 9:55:27 AM PDT by TankerKC (It's July, 1956.)
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