The new Fairness Doctrine.
If you spend an hour watching men's sports, then you must spend an hour watching women's sports. Sports Bar owners will lose their liquor licenses if they don't change the channel on an hourly basis.
And if you watch at home...well, let's just say that the FCC knows what channel you are watching, comrade.
I would watch women’s gymnastics, but the views are often from ten miles away with bad edits of the coaches’ faces and fans continually thrown in at the wrong time. Gotta adhere to Hillary and Janet’s bans on showing female beauty ya know.
But I’d rather watch birds plop in my backyard than women’s basketball.
You think you’re joking? Now matter how absurd of a notion you come up with it is only a matter of time before the intelligentsia takes it on as a serious cause. This is something that the Obamanite true believers could really get behind. And eventually will.