Posted on 03/25/2009 11:27:35 AM PDT by reaganaut1
Norm MacDonald, as Candidate Dole, circa 1996: “For God’s sake, woman! What the hell’s goin’ on with that eye?”
A guy who graduated from high school several years ahead of me, I kid you not, had the full name “Richard Bradley Face”. I high school we called him “Rick”. He had a stint in the media as a sportscaster among other things.
For some reason, that prompted him to start going by “Brad”.
My personal favorite?
Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets
Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman
I stopped visiting the Onion when they told Free Republic not to post from there anymore. Leftist sites can do it as much as they want.
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