Posted on 03/27/2009 8:30:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
that’s a lotta vuv’ed
Obamaville.
Did Rush just say that TGO’s new book is the best selling non-fiction in history?
I was downstairs and just heard the end of his comment as I was walking back up.
Rush was talking about the coming legislation to force Catholic doctors and hospitals to perform abortion. Well, we are already discussing that in Whatcom County because our local hospital is Catholic and has refused to take part in assisted suicide, which was really aimed at gearing up for socialized medicine and offering the alternative of suicide to those who are denied treatment.
I do I do - out of all 4 kittens, I had to pick the moron.
I swear, this kitteh will not learn ANYTHING.
pssssssssssstt
Genny can read
you in heap big truble
Genny sleepin - heh heh heh
aawww, she doesn’t have to be smart, she’s pretty! Anyways she’s still a young kitteh, give her some time.
Good for Rush for saying we can’t do anything about global warming, global cooling, etc. I’ve been watching that Animal Armageddon series on TV, and those disasters put our minimal warming and cooling trends in perspective, where they belong!
Pelosi’s district includes Haight-Ashbury
‘nuf said, Rush
“Invention is the mother of necessity.” hee hee!
give her some catnip
that’ll keep her away from the keybd
oops, i did it again..that was meant for WBC
I get worse fuel mileage with methanol laced gasoline than I do with straight gasoline.
shhhhhh - I think Genny is a liberal, if she thinks she’s gifted, I’ll have to pay her subsidies.
hey, that looks like Genny!
cats...........another white meat
...duckin.....
Lol Lol
stimulate her w/catnip
That’s because methanol has less potential energy than gasoline. You may get a little cleaner burn but you have to burn more to go the same distance.
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