Ok now I’m pissed. My blue eyes had nothing to do with your problems.
Mine either. In fact it's brown people with brown eyes that caused my blued eyed Money to vanish.
And, because I'm sick and tired of the racism coming from brown people with brown eyes, I'm going to radically adjust where my charitable donations go. Screw you people in Brazil. Drink dirty water.
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you