"Tom Cruise! Come out of the closet right now."
Cancel my monthly contribution immediatly!
No, don’t cancel anything. Scientology is A-OK in my book, even though I’m not a Scientologist. Let’s not be that way OK?
Of course, I am certain that this is an April Fool’s Joke, but if it isn’t, what’s the harm of partnering with Scientology? No harm at all.
"Tom Cruise! Come out of the closet right now."
The message wasn’t tagged satire. I understand your response.