[anton]

In my lateral file at work, in the drawer marked G-J, I have a loaded 20 gauge, cut off to 18.5.”

Not that I’m expecting any trouble, but if it happened, I don’t want to have my hand in my pants and a bullet in the head.

[HotLead61]

in the drawer marked G-J,

At least you've got it in the right drawer, yep, "G for Gun"...I like your style.

Being prepared is always better than being sorry, I'd say.