He always has time to advance the cause of ISLAM.
He'll probably do a commercial for it soon:
"I'm not the Antichrist, but I play one on tv..."
He’s got so so much going on because there won’t be enough time for US to scrutinize any of it.
OMG-I can’t believe this.
Wait look over there!
Oh something just happened behind me.
ANd yes, he does always seem to have time to help them with their precious jihad(barf).