[Old North State]

Kerry’s trophy wife has at least $700 million....
I take exception to that. Trophy wife status applies to a hottie who marries a wealthy guy. Kerry's case is just an instance of gold-digging on his part. He dumped his wealthy first wife and family for an even wealthier numb skull who couldn't win a ribbon in a dog show. Let's not debase the status of a true trophy wife.

[raccoonradio]

oh right—yes I think I meant golddigger