[jiggyboy]

Cop unlock my door and came in take a sit in my room ((cop did it thirteen time on the year 1994 ))

"take a sit"? Oh please let him be mis-typing the slang phrase that comes to mind, that would be slam-dunk looney-tunes stuff right there.

[Charles Martel]

The "shot me in back of neck with electric gun" part was interesting. Stun gun/taser incident, maybe.

Overall, though, I'm reminded of Chris Rock commenting on the attempts to explain the motives of the Columbine killers: "Whatever happened to CRAZY?!"