[Hegemony Cricket]

Or at least, if you choose to drink yourself blind, make sure you stay at home. Scary to think this fellow was likely driving directly prior to his untimely demise.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Or at least, if you choose to drink yourself blind, make sure you stay at home....

or run a rope from your front door knob to the the bar stool leg....then you can crawl home.