One for four.
Never negotiate with pirates.
Obama is a surrender monkey.
Make the exchange. Capture the pirates. Publicly hang and quarter them.
Well, the first rule is to know how to “speak pirate”...
How to talk like a pirate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWgxuc45YCY
Next..., .rent “Pirates of the Caribbean” for more clues on how to handle things with pirates...