You’re killing me, al baby. I think your beeber needs to be calibrated. ;-)
This was a swift reaction by the SEALS, precipitated by the captain jumping overboard again. I bet Obama was as surprised as the pirates.
They probably sent in the junior seals fresh from Coronado just to get them a little practical experience.
They probably HALO’d right onto the enclosed life boat, turning on The 1812 Overture right when they got there.