Sad state of affairs that this is so plausible.
As for me, give me dirt. I was out in it all day today, and I’m still alive.
Will wonders never cease....
That’s what’s so scary -— it now actually is plausible.
I didn’t spend anywhere near as much time in the dirt as I would have liked to have done today, and will have even less time tomorrow -— but I got my fair share of diggin’ in today!
Your lucky to be alive! Did you know that EVERYONE who has ever died has eaten food GROW IN DIRT? It’s an epidemicand MUST BE STOPPED!!!!
obama please help us!