[Big_Monkey]

"I feel familiarly unsafe with another government security agency run by a bitter old dyke named Janet.

Have we confirmed our current DHS Sec as a bull dyke, or is she just to darned homely to lasso a man - at least in anything other than a Kathy Bates "Misery" kind of way.

[Natural Law]

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.......

[Regulator]

Uh, the Deviant Dyke has been well known for years as the citizens of Arizona embarrassed themselves by voting for her as Governor (the most nauseating episode in the State's history).

She's a frozen faced Stalinist queer who has one thing in mind...punish the white male heterosexuals who tried to hold back her little brand of frigid domination and control.

But if you want, you can just pretend she's a spinster, pining away her nights waiting for Mr. Right.

Not sure what sort of evidence you'd need, pictures maybe?

[sheik yerbouty]

She might really be the missing Jimmy Hoffa in drag!

[Wil H]

Have we confirmed our current DHS Sec as a bull dyke

YES!

No doubt about it.

After all - she fits the PROFILE...