I am sorry, but I can’t.
I was on my boat with all of my guns. I was drunk and my guns fell overboard.
I was irresponsible and feel very stupid about the accident so I didn’t report it to the police or tell anyone I know. This life-changing event did help me to cut back on my drinking and during my moment of sobriety, I came to realize how horrible and dangerous these instruments of evil and death can be.
I am now a conscientious objector and I no longer eat animal flesh. I now have baskets of fresh vegetables all around the house in hopes of appeasing anyone that might come in my unlocked doors to harm me.
I am building a potato gun, but it’s only going to be used to call the neighbors for help should the phone service be down. I even planted some pretty flowers at the end of my driveway in hopes that the sight and fragrance will put anyone that sees them in a better mood.
I also affixed an Obama sticker on my mailbox so that others can see that I am for hope and change.
So no way could I join your hateful and violent cause, but I invite you to join with me in changing the world.
I would type more, but I have to go to the neighbors, because right this very moment....... I feel like I need a hug.
Heh.
Funny, that’s what happened to me as well. Must be a lot of that going around.
I really hate when that happens. Mine fell overboard in the Gulf in about 10,000 feet of salt water. I was trying to swat away the obambi unicorns who were trying to get to my cotton candy when the boat capsized.
WOW! YOu too???? What a small world. I knew I shouldn’t have stood up and leaned across to the cooler, but but I just couldn’t help myself.... the beer was really tasty, and at the time I was mad as hell my guns all fell in the lake, heck I even dove for them 3 or 4 times, but now I look back at that episode and thank Obama for the epiphany that has changed my life.
Some tofu? I made extra.
Kum bi ya my FRiend.
LOL! Excellent!