We will have parades, charity auctions, high shool bands with baton twirlers. Picnics for the whole family.
And fireworks, LOTS of fireworks. Big honkin' sky bombs that make people think of a thunderstorm on a warm and clear night. Enough sky glitter to make people not bother with indoor lights 2 counties away.
Whoa .... CEASE FIRE, cease fire ...
unload clear and lock ...
and make a complete safe mouse button.