These satire articles are getting less and less funny.
Of course, we should bear in mind that this Colon Cancer started out merely dissenting on pro-life, followed up by giving aid and comfort to the Demonrat enemies of our nation over Iraq, and no doubt wanted to be considered a “fiscal” conservative (whatever that may be) but this statement that we “do want to pay taxes for services” and are “looking for more government in our lives not less” leads us to wonder just what kind of “conservative” he may now claim to be. Maybe he would retain the Tea Tasting Board or the Mohair Commission.