Posted on 05/06/2009 8:39:00 PM PDT by reaganaut1
No more beer or carbonated drinks.
Moving air in or out or through a greenhouse should be taxed and regulated to the hilt.
Geez, another issue with emissions from farm animals. If they set the threshold low enough, then ALL OF US will be in violation. We exhale C02 with each breath. Sheesh..........
It might be worth it for the government to collapse just to get rid of s*** like this.
The French will be so confused. They'll prepare to "fart in your general direction"...only to find the EPA insisting on immediate payment of taxes before the emission can occur. Taco Bell customers may also be a risk.
Keep an eye on Senator John Barasso from Wyoming. He is a class act.
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.
“Small emitters” as in homosapiens?
If there were no people, there would be much less pollution.
Well then, that says it all.
If the Obama administration denies "fill-in-the-blanks-here", you can be certain that "fill-in-the-blanks-here" is the truth...
Hey, as soon as they announce this I will sue to have the entire population of Washington DC Culled in order to reduce carbon emissions.
With all the hot air that comes out of there, the planet should cool by a degree with that action alone.
You are going to see crazy nut-ball radical conservatives bringing this stupid government to its knees.
Are dream of less government will be realized.
They will use this as a revenue generator from fines. The owners will have to raise their prices to cover the increased costs or be run out of business. Meanwhile, Barack can claim he increased jobs for more bureaucrats and lawyers.
Algore to be taxed based on personal carbon emissions.
"This is unconsci... uh, unreasona... uh, bad," exclaimed the divinity school drop out. "They can't tax me like a farm animal! Can't they tell the diff?"
"Well, no," remarked an EPA official. "Though farm animals may actually be brighter. You decide. Pick the farm animal..."
Many of them have CO2 generators to accelerate plant growth.
No food for you!
“Geez, another issue with emissions from farm animals. If they set the threshold low enough, then ALL OF US will be in violation. We exhale C02 with each breath. Sheesh..........”
So we will have to kill all the animals. But then with Ethanol there won’t be any corn. Since gas prices will go sky high, we won’t be able to get the food to market.
Now combine this with our health care rationing in that some people will just have to die.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!
Oh no, there goes the baked beans.
Riiiggghhttt. We all know there's NEVER any expansion or scope creep in any government program. Why I can't think of a single program that ever escaped it's initial confines to become a devouring behemoth.
These bastards always follow the same modus operandi -- sell the programs as small and contained, then grow the hell out of them over the ensuing years. Government needs to be chopped by 3/4, not expanded any more.
If you haven’t figure it out by now you are in trouble. Behind the scenes Wall Street is scheming to set up another scheme call cap and trade. Perfect business, which Wall Street just hire small staff of traders, software engineers to write the buy and sell software, some lawyers and lobbysists. Viola you have a new business that utilizes the government to declare which industries are dirty. Then Wall Street will underwrite the deals to send these dirty industries to China and India. Thus our country can increase the amounts of clean credit and accuses China/India of being too dirty thus in order to comply with international rules they must buy clean US credits to the highest bid. Wall Street pockets commissions and the US government pockets new taxes. Problem begins for Main Street Americans is when all the dirty industries are gone, and Wall Street need a new source for clean credit, thus they will lobby Congress to declare other industries in the US to be dirty. These assets will be sold to China/India and the US will begin the cycle of accuse, sell to highest bidder, and more money is pocketed by Wall Street/Government.
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