"The Democrats told me to stand outside....in the rain. Harry didn't even
give me an umbrella. But why is the rain so warm.......and yellow-colored?"
"Arlen, old pal, I hope you can read the cue cards when it comes time to vote.
You vote wrong and it could get real ugly. Nancy might even get out her whip."
"Arlen, Bwaney Fwanks gonna stop by later to welcome you to the party.
It's a Dem tradition---all you have to do is bendover and you get a Slim Jim
and a Slurpee. "