That sounds like the opening of a book about the revolution that finally put Americans back on the right track of constitutional law: "It was the great Bacon Ban of 2010 that finally broke the camels back. Starting in June of 2010 an onerous tax of $5.00 per pound was placed on bacon and the Americans exploded in anger! Descending on Washington,DC and chanting "no more pork, give us back our bacon!" the people stormed congress and began(to be continued)"..Now I need to round out the rest of the book.
That’s what I’m talking about. Aim that socialism at something so fundamental to American life that suddenly every pitchfork, bucket of tar and feather pillow in the country is bought off of the shelves. Bacon ought to do it. And a twenty dollar tax on turkeys in November.