*I have got to get one of those grants!*
They only give such grants to geniuses who figure out a way to get twins in bed at the same time, obviously, damn it. What a great chat-up line, though.
“Hello ladies, I’m from the blah-blah institute and we’ve got this amazing study going on...you’d really be helping mankind”.
I'd say that qualifies for genius standing. :)
"Yea, baby! Time for some intellectual stimulation."