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OBAMA HAS IT IN FOR CHEERIOS
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| 05/13/09
| Bob Lonsberry
Posted on 05/13/2009 5:59:30 AM PDT by shortstop
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To: shortstop
This is serious. We will have to hold senate hearings for all those Little League shortstops who have been using this drug.
To: shortstop
They better not mess with Captain Crunch or it will be nothing but PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:11:58 AM PDT
by
wafflehouse
(RE-ELECT NO ONE !)
To: shortstop
The new Cheerios commercials will have an FDA warning:
"Cheerios may cause premenstrual bloating, cramps, and irritability in women around that time of the month. They can cause diarrhea, stomachache, nausea, vomiting, and uncontrollable telekinesis. If hunger persists for more than 4 hours, see a doctor. May cause impotence and pink-eye. Mikey may like them and take them from you."
To: shortstop; 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ...
Will Cheerios be covered by health insurance and cost 300 dollars a box now?
To: RexBeach
Remember, these are the same people who claim that carbon dioxide is a pollutant.
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:29:50 AM PDT
by
sportutegrl
(If liberals could do math, they would be conservatives.)
To: Star Traveler
Cream of Tartar works better; in a study by Consumer Reports (1987) of over 25 different types of cerals being fed to rats, only Cheerios and laboratory rat food kept the rats alive and flourishing.
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:32:48 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: kabar
F'ing brilliant! You owe me a new keyboard (coffee on this one).
I'm crushing them up ad doing Cheerio lines! WhooooooHoooo!
F n A !!
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:33:17 AM PDT
by
dersepp
(Orwell Was An Optimist)
To: shortstop; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
They violate his trademark on the
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:33:47 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(What happened to the end of the politics of personal destruction that Obama claimed to be bringing?)
To: MAD-AS-HELL
Better check the box you see at Home Depot, etc. to see if it’s the real thing or a substitute.
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:34:10 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: woodbutcher1963
I assume you are speaking of real rats, not the democRAT kind. Did they have cholesterol problems?
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:38:21 AM PDT
by
anoldafvet
(Proud Member of the Radical Right-wing Extremist Movement)
To: reagan_fanatic
New tag line.short / concise...& so very true.
"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
The problem with socialism is that you eventually, run out of other peoples money. - Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:38:43 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(When you put Democrats in charge, stupid / deadly things happen... :^)
To: a fool in paradise
In that case, so does Overstocked.com.
To: tubebender
There’s goes my lunch. Guess I’ll have to go back for more bacon.
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:40:26 AM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people.....)
To: shortstop
No one will pay $100 a box for Cheerios.
If the President gets his way, you can kiss oat food products goodbye.
To: shortstop
Obama will ban food!
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:44:04 AM PDT
by
Cacique
(quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
To: shortstop
We’ve put a cereal killer in the White House!
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:47:30 AM PDT
by
Our man in washington
(Obama released a document to end questions of his eligibility. It said "you'd be stuck with Biden.")
To: a fool in paradise; shortstop
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:48:14 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: windcliff
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:49:14 AM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(The black man is keeping me down!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I get bulk oat meal ($.49 a lb) and bulk oat bran ($.59 a lb) at Winco and eat it for lunch at work. Restaurant lunches cost around $10 and a meal of this stuff is roughly 15 cents.
And I feel a lot better and a much more productive in the afternoon.
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:53:13 AM PDT
by
RobRoy
(I'm wearing a cast on one hand. My spelling and clarity may not be up to par right now.)
To: MAD-AS-HELL
The TSP is preventing you from absorbing DHMO through the walls of your colon. You should eat Cheerios every day to stop absorption of the deadly DHMO.
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