Wanda Sykes's 'Wife' Gave Birth to Twins (BARF ALERT!)

News Busters ^ | May 14, 2009 | Ken Shepherd

[DesertRenegade]

Same-sex marriage remains illegal in most U.S. states, including the state of California where comedian and actress Wanda Sykes was "married" last October prior to the successful passage of Proposition 8. What's more, the issue is highly contentious in the District of Columbia where many religious African-American Democratic voters are upset with the city council for approving a bill to recognize same-sex marriages performed in other jurisdictions.

Yet the Washington Post seems confident that its readers will take no offense to the paper's granting the label of "wife" to the Limbaugh death-wishing comic's lover.

[DesertRenegade]

What a witch this Sykes 'woman' is. Obamination laughed as she made vile threats against Rush the other night. Now this 'woman' is going to subject two young innocent babies to her revolting conduct. In any normal world, this would be considered child abuse.

[Da Coyote]

Darn, let’s see how long it is before one, or all three, are on welfare.

Oops, forgot, that idiotess certainly qualifies for an Obamaloon cabinet position.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Wanda can’t tell a joke, but she is hell with a Turkey Baster.

[JudyinCanada]

Oh my. So she’s nasty, hate-filled AND homosexual. I didn’t know that.

Did any of us ever dream the day would come when people such as this would be given any kind of prominence, or honour?

Little wonder she loathes anyone on the “right”. She is filled with the spirit of anti-Christ.

[reagan_fanatic]

I heard when she goes to the dance clubs, she cuts a mean rug.

[Noumenon]

Twin what?

[csense]

Why am I not surprised by this article.....

[Logical me]

Liberal gay garbage. Insult to the gay community.

[apillar]

Exchange the S in her last name with a D and it would be more fitting....

[OpeEdMunkey]

Syked?

[freekitty]

First of all Wanda doesn’t have a wife. That’s ridiculous.

[hope]

Bull! as in bull-dyke

[dayglored]

> Are the babies not Wanda's?

I can virtually guarantee they are not.

Then again, if Wanda is a non-surgical transsexual male->female...

Aw, I don't wanna go there...

[Dr. Eckleburg]

She’s no comedian; she’s no actress; and she’s no husband.

[Lizavetta]

I know this is off topic, but could you put her Brillo Pad hair on a couple of twin infants?

[dayglored]

> How do they decide who will be the “wife”?

(The potential for being banned looms large...)

Draw straws? Short straw is the girl for the night?

Flip a quarter? One gets head, the other gets tail.... nope, better stop right there....

[Nateman]

They weren't conjoined twins were they?