Posted on 05/18/2009 8:25:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Confession right away, at least!! lol
I didn’t get close enough to ask his name.
**I’m going to hell for this post..**
We’ll be to busy LAUGHING to worry about Heaven or HELL!!!
Thanks!
Clint, do you listen to Quinn and Rose?
He mentioned a column re: green jobs study done by Center for American Progress (irony), on the made up numbers and true costs. I’ll send when I find it (gotta wait to hear the replay, I was running out the door this a.m.). It was brutal re: failures in other countries, etc.. But then the goal is to destroy the country, not what his oath was.
FUBAR
forgot the /sarc tag...
don’t need any lectures today!
I want both the traitors, Pelosi and Rockefeller.
What happened with Rock and Durbin’s lie detector tests?
Pelosi doesn’t lie, the botox does.
Mark Steyn was on Laura's show this morning, he was funny as all get out.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Or this kind of do over?
Nice twist, this isn’t about the CIA, it’s about her lying *ss, as well as the other traitors affecting our security.
I still can’t believe WABC cut Laura for Curtis... 3 hours of Curtis.
(shakes head)
Shaking my own widdle hedd over that one.
Dem/libtards have to apologize and move on
Pub/right wing have to resign and be ragged on for years
If the Demotards didn’t have double standards they would have no standards at all.
Maybe if the Pub party grew a set they wouldn’t get picked on.
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