Posted on 05/18/2009 8:25:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
not his normal strong self.—
I feel that also.
on another note - I have not learned to read Obamas body language yet. The no expression and hand and chin thing. Looks like he was daydreaming.
He didn’t say it in those words. He said more like...imagine if we can get peace between Israel and Palestine...we will have a way to bargain and negotiate with Iran. He’s convinced he can make peace in the ME in 6 months...and then Iran will say...We don’t want nukes after all.
I think I'm going to PUKE!
Rush swatted him down like the gnat he was.
Yup, that was pretty masterful.
As Duncan Hunter said during the campaign regarding the resignation of that gay RINO (don’t recall the name), Republicans don’t have a problem asking those caught in whatever scandal of the day to resign while DUmocrats PROMOTE criminals and deviants when they get caught.
It’s amazing that this type of discussion about Dick Cheney is even taking place.
Look at the respect Dems lavish on Ted Kennedy, et al, and for anyone, especially Republicans, to suggest that Dick Cheney should shut up, and step aside for any reason, much less to make way for “young party leaders”...!?!
The Republican Party had better hope there are some among those young party leaders who have half the qualities of Dick Cheney. I know one younger person I would love to become a “new voice”, a “young party leader” - Dick Cheney’s daughter, Liz Cheney!
Rush resigns as Titular head of GOP and cedes torch to Colon Powell.
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