The Mass Secretary of State has been on Jaffe since Bernie got religion and would like to see him up on state charges. That of course would be different than a stretch in the federal pen where he'd probably get to keep his smoking jacket and silk pjs. He's very wired into the the Chestnut Hill/Weston crowd (think Schusters) so they'll be pulling all the strings for Ellen's (the poor thing! beau.
Practicing.
Bob, please take your hand off my a**.